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Austin is more like New Orleans in terms of going downtown at night. There are 150+ bars in a mile radius in 6-7 bar districts. The bars don’t charge cover or have guy to girl ratios so here’s what we recommend:
Thursday nights: Go to Dirty Sixth, the original bar district that’s no frills and has cheap drinks. We recommend Flaming Dr Pepper shots at Cheers Shot Bar if they still allow them.
Friday nights: Go to West Sixth where you’ll find young professionals, hot girls, and Top 40 music. We recommend Dogwood to start and hopping from there.
Saturday nights: Go to Rainey Street where you’ll find a similar crowd to West Sixth but less standing and more patio seating. We recommend Bungalow or Container Bar.
Strip Clubs (any night): We recommend Palazio as it’s been our long-time favorite and it’s only 2 miles from downtown.